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 You received 5 pieces of mail and 4 were from retirement villages;

 What Mother Nature gave you Father Time is taking away;

 The best part of your day is over when the alarm clock goes off;

 Store clerks automatically give you the senior discount;

 You wonder if taking out a 3-yr magazine subscription will be a waste of money;

 You get excited watching the Weather Channel;

 A dripping faucet causes you to run to a little room at the other end of the house.