You received 5 pieces of mail and 4 were from retirement villages;
What Mother Nature gave you Father Time is taking away;
The best part of your day is over when the alarm clock goes off;
Store clerks automatically give you the senior discount;
You wonder if taking out a 3-yr magazine subscription will be a waste of money;
You get excited watching the Weather Channel;
A dripping faucet causes you to run to a little room at the other end of the house.