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Are you ready for His return?

A young woman was expecting her date. She was dressed up and waiting patiently. However, by the time he was an hour late, she figured she’d been stood up. So, she took off her makeup, put on her pajamas, gathered all the junk food in the house and sat down to watch TV with the dog. As her favorite show was just coming on, the doorbell sounded. It was her date. He stared at her wide-eyed:

I’m two hours late, and you’re still not ready?