Because we have teenagers, our house has frequently been decorated with toilet paper, a favorite prank of adolescent boys. One Saturday night I awoke to get a glass of water and caught 4 boys in our front yard with a package of toilet paper. Seeing me, they jumped into their car and sped off.
Later I heard a car door slam and tires squealing away. I ran to the door. Sitting on our lawn was a single roll of toilet paper. Written on it in big black letters was one word: “Soon.”