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We’ve heard a lot about “Pro-Choice” this election year. We too want to avoid “legislating our values or claiming there are moral absolutes. Ethics is a personal choice, not a political or religious concern.”

Planned Bank Robbery

That’s why we have established “Planned Bank Robbery.” Now we personally don’t approve of bank robbery, but we don’t want to inflict our morals on anyone else either. We’re “pro-choice” when it comes to bank jobs. It must be a personal decision of each individual.

Education is the key

It is shocking the number of teens who don’t know how banks are robbed. Or even how to load a 357 magnum, drive a getaway car, or yell “Hand over the cash, Turkey, or you’re dead meat.” Young people need to know the wide range of career options available to them.

And we’re also concerned that a lot of young people are robbing banks without proper protection. Personal injury and irresponsibility are much greater crimes than actually bumping off First National. We at “Planned Bank Robbery” don’t approve of bank robbery. But we do want to offer, free of charge, bulletproof vests, ski masks, and if necessary, a getaway car. This is the compassionate thing to do.

And young people who want to knock over the all-night liquor store shouldn’t have to get their parent’s permission to buy a reliable car or a bulletproof vest. If that were the case, we’d have hundreds more teens needlessly injured by narrow-minded parents who are trying to inflict their morality on children.

Again, let me emphasize that “Planned Bank Robbery” does not condone or encourage grand larceny. We only want to stress it is a personal decision – we’re “pro-choice.”