Here are some new concerns for the “Boomer generation”:
Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair
Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux
Then: Moving to California because it’s cool
Now: Moving to California because it’s warm
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral
Then: Rolling Stones
Now: Kidney stones
Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test
Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
Then: Disco
Now: Costco
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint