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Here are some new concerns for the “Boomer generation”:

Then: Long hair
  Now: Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock
  Now: Acid reflux

Then: Moving to California because it’s cool
  Now: Moving to California because it’s warm

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
  Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
  Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

Then: Rolling Stones
  Now: Kidney stones

Then: Passing the driving test
  Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
  Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

Then: Disco
  Now: Costco

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
  Now: Getting a new hip joint