An atheist was on vacation in Scotland and was fishing on one of the lochs there. Suddenly, he saw the Loch Ness Monster rise out of the fog and plunge toward his boat. With a mighty blow, the monster lifted his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Help me!”
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me?”
“Come on God, give me a break!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!“