o When you’re stressed, float a while.
o Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
o Noah didn’t wait for his ship to come in, he built one.
o Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
o Don’t listen to critics — do what has to be done.
o Build on high ground.
o For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
o Two heads are better than one.
o Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
o If you can’t fight or flee — float!
o Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
o Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
o Stay below deck during the storm.
o Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
o Don’t miss the boat.
o When the fertilizer gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain — shovel!!!
o If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
o No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.