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o When you’re stressed, float a while.

o Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

o Noah didn’t wait for his ship to come in, he built one.

o Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

o Don’t listen to critics — do what has to be done.

o Build on high ground.

o For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

o Two heads are better than one.

o Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

o If you can’t fight or flee — float!

o Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.

o Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

o Stay below deck during the storm.

o Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

o Don’t miss the boat.

o When the fertilizer gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain — shovel!!!

o If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

o No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.