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* Honor Thy Foster Parents, Egg Donor, Adoptive Father, Daycare Provider, Big Brother/Sister, Probation Officer…

* Thou shalt not pray or speak in King James English outside of church services.

* Thou shalt not get to church early just to get a seat in the back row.

* Thou shalt not wad up a bunch of small bills to place in the offering plate to make it look like you’re giving more than you actually are.

* Thou shalt not accept a post as deacon if the only time you come to church is on Sunday Morning.