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  • You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, “One nation, under God.”
  • You might be a redneck if: You’ve never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  • You might be a redneck if: You still say “Christmas” instead of “Winter Festival.”
  • You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
  • You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
  • You might be a redneck if: You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.
  • You might be a redneck if: You’ve never burned an American flag.
  • You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  • You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
  • You might be a redneck if: You’d give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough redneck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA!