Jesus encountered a streaker while on one of his mission trips. The end result was quite astonishing to the village folk and their herd of wee wee wee little piggies.
“I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. I and the Father are one.””